I said, ‘Well do you like watching the guy with the big one doing it or the guy with the little one doing it?’ He said, ‘Well, obviously you want to watch the guy with the big one.’ I said, ‘Well, you ain’t that straight.’” –– Carole Baskin discussing a birthday present her nemesis sent her. “One day I went out to open up the mailbox and it just exploded with snakes.” –– Joe Exotic reflecting on his time teaching kids to say no to drugs. –– A random zookeeper who nearly gets bit moments after making the above statement. “I’ve been doing this 20 years, never even been bit”
NEWS ANCHOR SAYS GAY FUCKING SHIT SERIES
I’m about to hit you with some of the most ludicrous lines from the series (and do a whole lot of spoiling in the process).
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If you haven’t watched Tiger King yet, stop and turn back now…. (I know, I know… in a past life I could have made a killing writing headlines for Cosmo).
NEWS ANCHOR SAYS GAY FUCKING SHIT TV
So, let’s get on with some of the absurd things said during what currently is the most popular TV show in the United States… 28 Tiger King quotes that will make you reevaluate life, zoos, methamphetamine and marketing. Is it right to place animals in cages the size of a one-bedroom apartment and sell tickets so people can watch them eat, shit and fuck?Īnyway, I know you didn’t come here to feel like an awful person for taking your kids to a petting zoo. When Tiger King came onto the scene a week or so ago with a cast of characters that could literally be described as stranger than fiction, it served as not only the entertainment America desperately needed in these dark times, but more so… it forced us to explore another big semi-fucked-up question that we didn’t even realize was hiding under the rug…
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While I can’t speak for everyone… during this time I’ve faced challenging questions like…ĭo I have an unhealthy obsession with social media? And, am I doing “enough” for humanity outside of just simply teaching people to be better marketers and writers ? Netflix’s latest hit series, Tiger King, feels like it arrived on Humanity’s doorstep at the perfect time.Īs millions of Americans are beginning to feel “caged” in their homes in the wake of the Coronavirus, we’re forced to explore all the shit we’ve been sweeping under our living room rug.